Greetings fart brother...you have been long silent in these parts.  ::)

And thu he was gone..... so is life

Catch ya later, Agent 83...Gwampy needs a little time away from the fantasy world...keep raising that post count...it will seem like a major accomplishment when you hit the big 50.  ;)

50?!!

Where have you been? :-[

Gramps, you said you were leaving in at least three threads.

He must want to get the point across :-\

No doubt.

"I'm leaving" makes up the content of about 65% of Gwampy's posts in Fiddles, for your information.

I believe that.  I also believe cheese is the flesh of our descendants.

I think (hope) none of us are destined to reproduce.

I'd like a son, if only to name him.  I don't know what I'd name him, but it wouldn't be Danuk.

Can't you just get a beagle for the same purpose? Or do you specifically need a human life to ruin?

Was your life really so terrible?

My dinner was!

Top roman, too?

That I wouldn't have minded. I don't really like eggs. Or rather, they don't like me.

Oh, that one.  Yeah, only when they're cooked the right way.

My intestines would argue that there is no right way.

yeah, they haven't found the right way for me either.  I don't think my predicament is as bad as yours but, meh.

*disembowels Toy and skips rope with his guts*

Been going to long without violence again rey?

Really just kinda trying to change the pace, 's all.

Nothin' wrong with that.  If you keep the same pace, you'll get cramps.

Or a footslug infection.

Which is worse?