Cramps :-\

Spasms.

*applies the necessary amount of GRAVY!!! >:D*

I deem this gravy to be of insufficient lumpiness thus shall you stir in chunks of ragged bloody flesh (there's a fresh supply in the posts preceding yours) until properly coagulatory.

Being yellow like a peanut is nothing to be ashamed of, rey.

Yay!  You found him! :D

 

*is axed*

I aim to please.

 

Actually I aim for the throat, but that pleases me.

And what pleases the kettle pleases the sharp.  Sharp cheese kicks ass.

I used to love smoked cheddar. Not so much, lately  :-\

Disagreement with your kidney's again?

No, just my taste buds. They're not very buddylike.

Budlite pisses me off.

I just think it tastes like crap. But then again that's what I think about all beers that are American made. Except Sam Adams.

Under age drinking? BUSTED

Actually no I have not been. I'm qute the secret keeper.

Well, I don't drink because

 

1. I see no point in it (spam and fiddlesticks aside)

2. I just don't want to

3. Things should always come in threes.

Well I don't do it that much anyway. Mostly just at social events. And I don't see the point in being drunk, so even though I can hold my alcohol quite well I know when to stop.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Or at least, that's what it sounds like they're saying through all the blood and missing teeth from the bar fight they started.

The sacrifices I make, reyler!

I'm sure Danya appreciates them! But maybe you should add a little more clove to the next one?

>_<

 

I'm not even going to reply to that one, rey.

I think, sir, that you have done exactly that!

Or have I?  Hmm...it surely depends on one's view of a 'reply' in that situation.