Yeah but those are snake eggs, you don't want those.

why?  Aren't we giving this to someone as a gag present?

If by that you mean 'a present that will make you gag', sure, I guess.

So, why not put in the eggs in loki's hair?

Once upon a time a man gagged on gift string when he was a gift wrapper at Bloomingdale's. He was new and thought the particular specimen was a Nerds rope.

Well, now I can use him as a pinata.

You could do that regardless; just instead of candy you get blood and organs, which are just as good.

Sure, if you're a cannibal.

Or if you enjoy causing massive hemorrhaging.

this feels like deja vu

Everything does, doesn't it?

Unless it Vuja De.

Or unless it's EIGA HANASHIMASU DAMMIT

Yes, that too, I remember now.

Well the capital of Mexico is Mexico city so there :P

Mexico doesn't have cities  ::)

No, it has places where the cartels hole up.

Oh, maybe he's thinking of the fake resort cities they put up to bring in tourism revenue?

 

Yeah. Step outside the city limits and see how wondrous a land it be.

Right. Touristic cities still hold you for ransom, from all I've heard. I mean, 5 years ago, my cousin paid $5 for a Dr. Pepper. Ouch. Not even our capitalistic bastards will do that to a person.

When was the last time you went to a movie theatre?  :P

When was the last time you asked that question?

Five minutes and seventeen seconds past never, why do you ask?

Why don't you ask?

Because the Question and the Answer cannot both be known in the same universe lest it be torn down and replaced with something even stranger.

I believe it can actually, you must use the all-powerful internet.