He lives in Michigan, trust me, it could be winter there tomorrow if it so chose.

Ah, but of course.  That's why I live in the west.

Otherwise known as the Land of Suck

Hey, I'm not the one complaining about the neighbors.

Neighbors suck pretty much universally

Meh.  Mine are decent enough.  Not annoyingly interrupting my time.

Mm, you live in the land of Flanders, that's right

...not like you'd expect.

My only knowledge comes from a guy I used to know who lives (or lived) in SLC who described it as a steaming pool of butt.

SLC, yes.  That pretty much describes the place.

Otherwise my information comes from sweeping generalizations and stereotypes.

Generally not wrong, those.

Then I shall continue to condescend to your people as such.

Generally does not cover everything, however.

*ignores and carries on condescending*

I wouldn't expect any different

Sorry, your mumblings can't be heard from up on my high horse.

*breaks the horses legs*

* uses male Healing to fix the poor horsie's legs *

HI everybody.

:)

 

Oatmeal is done.

Bye.

*uses Gramps to break the horses legs again*

*uses the horse to break Gwampy's legs*

 

*sends the two of them riding off into the sunset*

*throws them a mallet*

I KNEW YOU WERE REALLY A KOOPA

I knew you knew I was a Koopa.  But what I know you don't know is that I'm really an Apook.

Internet you're going to obey me and stop being slow