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Do you need to trashtalk them Kath? I mean really, we are the hardworkers and loyal to each other so we won't be doing any backstabbing. Hufflepuffs rock!!!

It's elementary my dear Wats-ons. :D

 

Huffles shall win for the same reason the tortoise won the race against the hare: determination, focus, hard work!  Slytherin will spend all their time plotting, Gryffindor will spend all their time posturing, and Ravenclaw will still be in the Library when it's all over. Meanwhile Hufflepuff will plod its way to Victory!  ;D

People can still join Slytherin *wink wink nudge nudge* we're only four! but i'm not worried. we would have won even if it was just me  ::)

Indeed!  We will lay you all on your bellies, make you crawl like worms!  Then we'll take a rake to your backs!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Slytherin!!!! 

 

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Alright, you wanna know what I think??

 

Go Ravenclaw!!!

 

With our book smarts and our brains, we can't possibly lose!!!

Gryffs will all lose because they will focus so much on doing the right thing, that they will be oblivious to the competition! Ravens will lose because they will still be studying and researching things after we are already done!

Hufflepuff will all lose because they are too busy trashing talking like they won the House Cup, but comeon, we all not that you are all full of hot air.

Posturing?  POSTURING?  Only focusing on the right thing at the expense of competition?  I beg to differ!  Gryffindors are the absolute tops at Defense against the Dark Arts.  You other houses don’t stand a chance – you’re going down!

 

Go-go-Gryffindor!  Go-go-Gryffindor!

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Hufflepuff will all lose because they are too busy trashing talking like they won the House Cup, but comeon, we all not that you are all full of hot air.

 

Ravenclaws will lose because they are too distracted by the brownies I made yesterday to put the game pieces in the right places.  Yeah, don't think I didn't see that.

I'm not beyond playing dirty. 

 

As long as you don't get cought you can't get blamed for cheating.

 

Go-go Gryffindor!!!

Go Hufflepuff!!!!

 

Now, to set the record straight, Hufflepuff's are loyal, hard working, patient, determined and going to kick your sorry excuse for a rear all over the field and dance on your entrails.

 

I bet you all didn’t think I had it in me. You all are going down, so far down you will need the dark one to pull you up.

 

Haha!  It is hillarious to me that NO ONE mentioned Slytherin going down!

 

You know why?  Cause I said we're going to win, and if that takes drilling holes in your hands and throwing you in a pit of ravenous rats, so be it!  Hell's on our side!

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Haha!  It is hillarious to me that NO ONE mentioned Slytherin going down!

 

You know why?  Cause I said we're going to win, and if that takes drilling holes in your hands and throwing you in a pit of ravenous rats, so be it!  Hell's on our side!

 

Slytherin's competing? I hadn't noticed.

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