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Shameless trash talking for the House competition

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Here is the main reason Hufflepuff will not win, they are too busy chanting:

 

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

 

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

 

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

 

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

 

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

 

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

 

you're just jealous that the Ravenclaws are eating tasty snacks while you have to bob up and down looking for mushrooms.

I'm sick of you goodie's trying to be like us Slytherins.  It's pathetic, sad, and down right hillarious.

 

Time to face facts.  You can't win.

 

*dips them all in marmalade and flushes them down the toilet*

Here’s a verse I wrote for Hufflepuff . . . As you read this, keep in mind that my kids call a “fart” a “fluff” . . .

 

Hufflepuffs fluff,

They pass such gas,

They’ll knock you over on your @$$.

At Hufflepuff you better not scoff,

Our farts will burn your eyebrows off!

 

 

With Love from Lor!

 

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