*smirks* Watch your head, Kivam, babe... she might make you one of them...

 

*ducks and laughs*

*points at Myst*

 

I'll have whatever she's having . . . because it must be really good! ;D

*welcomes Kivam with flower leis and kisses both cheeks in welcome*

We are the Sedai, known to you as the Love God People.

Have you been sent by the Tamyrlin, as promised to us by the All-Fiery Mother?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

Kivam is The One! PRAAAAAISE HIM!

*Myst, Lor, Daruya, Zardi, and Lorei dance the sa'sara for the One*

You know, OTHER Towers like their Amyrlins. They don't try to goad them into MURDEROUS RAGE!!!

 

:o

There are other Towers?

More Love God People!

;D

 

 

God...Now I'm picturing ya'll prancing about the internet, proclaiming the Love God. I'm sure there's a pirate ship involved somehow.

I'm sure all this mad worhsipping of the Seat and Sedai and Love God People must be extremely gratifying for Kaths, who hath even now been our connection to the Other Love God People from the other towers.

 

It's not our fault that the Love God People of THIS tower are distracted by the unlimited boobies. We ARE the Love God People after all.

I'm pretty sure those people aren't really people. Not until we convert them with fire and sword. Jihad!

 

 

Oh yay! More virgins for the rest of us in heaven!

 

I'm sure this thread violates all kindsa "Do not make fun of people" rules. But Jihad against their enforcers as well!

Jihad means "struggle" in Arabic.  Its an accepted term for starting a religious war.

 

And that's a PIRATE. 

Don't worry about me. I'm always struggling.

 

Albeit I'm now struggling against rolling around the flooring laughing from this thread.

 

Nonetheless! Let the Pirate Jihadness of the Love God People rise against the umm... oooo Shiney! *pounces on Kath's boobies*

*offers sugar to Way to get him away from Mother and then goes in search of people to convert using the fire and sword dance*

Avast ye! Unhand me boobies or taste me cutless!

*stops dead in her dance*

See, now that makes no sense. This big sharp sword should be a cutmore, not a cutless!

English! It makes no sense!

::)

Ummm... Arrr?

 

*hides under Kath's dress* Sorry, struggling here, remember?

 

And err... a Cutlass is used by pirates... a cutless on the other hand just hangs around and makes squeaking noises when prodded. It probably isn't very good tasting tho, so I'd heed her if I were you.

::)

It was an English teacher joke!

And you're the one pouncing on Mother's boobies, not me.  ;D

I have my own set, thank you very much.

*returns to her dancing*

 

I LOVE English Language jokes! Like why is a cucumber a cucumber?

;D

I can think of several possibilities and all of them would get me stilled and banned from the WT.

*has to say bye til tomorrow*

 

I'm smiling because I have no idea what's going on. ;D

And I'm laughing because .... you all are CRAZY!! :D

 

 

Poor cucumber, misunderstood and so often called a vegetable because of it's inability to stick with its fruity compadres.

Aaaaw, Nae dear...learn to love that feeling of being surrounded by wackos.

or just avoid them like i do

You are all absolutely freaking crazy!