So, who is getting stabbed next week?  It is the Battle of Emond’s Field, so there is bound to be some martial violence.

 

Loial has already been stabbed by the Shadar Logoth dagger.

 

Perrin has already taken an axe to the chest and been stabbed in the side, just this season.

 

Alanna just took a dozen or so bolts.

 

If I had to guess, my money would be on Faile “dying” as a motivation to set Perrin off.  I suppose Bain and Chiad are lesser possibilities.  Maksim is another possibility if they want to beat the warder/aes sedai relationship angst to death.

Perrin hesitates to stab Padan Fain because of Layla PTSD. This results in Padan stabbing Faile.  Simultaneously in the dream Slayer stabs Hopper.  Perrin goes so wolf rage he actually turns into a real wolf and Dane Bornhald stabs Wolf Perrin.  Cauthon girls stab Bornhald.  Aiel Maidens stab Lord Luc. Loial trips on a pitch fork and stabs Maksim.  Caution girls go super saiyan and heal everyone.  All the good guys (newly healed) stab Padan Fain who walks it off and is healed by trolloc medics using their own boogers.

25 minutes ago, Guire said:

Perrin hesitates to stab Padan Fain because of Layla PTSD. This results in Padan stabbing Faile.  Simultaneously in the dream Slayer stabs Hopper.  Perrin goes so wolf rage he actually turns into a real wolf and Dane Bornhald stabs Wolf Perrin.  Cauthon girls stab Bornhald.  Aiel Maidens stab Lord Luc. Loial trips on a pitch fork and stabs Maksim.  Caution girls go super saiyan and heal everyone.  All the good guys (newly healed) stab Padan Fain who walks it off and is healed by trolloc medics using their own boogers.

Rafe Judkins has entered the chat, folks.

Edited April 4Apr 4 by Mirefox