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Lol! Oh deary me! :?

 

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

 

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

 

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

 

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

 

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

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hahaha i think i would be the weirdest blonde you ever saw lol

 

though i have thought about it hahaha

 

 

this has turned ito a strange forum hahaha

Belaruse

 

Priest: "Will you Egeanin take Domon as your husband?"

Egeanin: "I do", with a Seanchean drawl.

Priest: "Will you Domon take Egeanin as you wife?"

Domon: "I do be."

  • 6 months later...

What does the robotic wise woman say when leaving the sweat tent?

 

'Aiel be Back!'

 

Without doubt the greatest WoT joke of all time!!!!!!!!

Let's see who gets it....

 

What do you get when you cross Bela with an elephant and rhino?????

 

Something out of Aginor's imagination, I'm sure. Bet it's not as pretty as a Dragkhar, though. :)

To rip off a classic:

 

"To do is to be" -- Descartes

"To be is to do" -- Sartre

"I do be, I do" -- Bayle Domon

"Doo, bee, doo, bee, doo" -- Sinatra

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