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Nargbert
Nargbert
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You are welcome to have fun, enjoy, and party like its 1099.  *CAN'T GET YEAR OUT OF HEAD*

 

All Narg ask is that you bring gifts for him.  Doesn't have to be anything fancy.  Watch, Bob there will show you all how it is done.

 

*Bob walks forward*  Great Narg, Bob bring you body of dead chipmunk!

 

Dead Chipmunk?  You think Narg wants a dead Chipmunk???  *chops off Bob's arm*

 

OOoooo... Great narg!  But it is Alvin!

 

Alvin?  As in Alvin and the Chipmunks? 

 

Yes Great Narg!

 

Oh, well then.... excellent!  You may carry on!  Next!

 

Narg

False owner

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*looks suspiciously at the paint* What would narg use that for?

 

 

 

Scared Narg...

Though he can't be tarred and feathered

to decorate our new home.... and everyone in it. Thanks Ata! *paints Ata's nose blue and starts running around coloring things*

*offers Nargy a novice*  Freshly kidnapped from the Tower ;D

steals back bucket of paint...no no don...like this *turns bucket over nargs head*

 

he is used to it...look how pretty he is now

 

(old internal joke lol...we where a bunch of newbies with some help of oldbies who used to either tar and feather him, or dye him in chat when i was new...ooo the good old days)

 

 

[offers Narg Janine]

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Ack!  Rainbow Narg!  At least it isn't bows... *mutters about bows*

 

Oooo... Janine... *wonders who janine is... but sounds cute*

 

Thank you quibby.  She will go nicely with tonights dinner.... MMmmmmm....

 

*looks at the room*  Rainbow?  Really?  *Paints Ata's rear pink* Ha ha!  Trolloc you are!

 

 

Narg

*waves tail and looks in the mirror* hm well this will set me apart from the rest of the pack ...thank you i think *gives Nargy some poisoness salvia*

Yay!  I have a fan club/protector!

 

*is Janine*

Narg wouldn't want Estel :p

 

Estel would give him the tummy ache from hell

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Quibby is Janine??? ACK! *runs away* Now why wouldn't narg want Estel? Stomach ache?  Please, he has a stomach of cuillandar.  Seriously, it cost him a fortune to put in!  *wonders where all his shadowspawn are*  Where is Sar'eve???  Slacker...

 

Ok, who else would like to offer narg they profound gratitude.... and soul?  *paints some more people for the fun of it*  Bring in the blight walker!

 

Narg 

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Biting from Eqwi?  That is an acceptable gift!  So you want to play? *grabs her and throws her in the Narg hottub*  Everyone!  Play!  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  *gets dizzy*

 

 

Nargbert

...waitaminute...  *switches into Mehrin mode*  Oh, hell no!

 

*switches to Ayrik mode*  I agree with the Lightblinded fool there.  She's mine.

 

*Mehrin* Stay out of this.

 

*Quibby* Shut up, both of you.

 

*Mehrin and Ayrik* Fine.

oooh! I love it when men fight over me!! *waits for the others to join*

 

too bad it's only one man fighting with himself... and one of them wants to kill me anyway.

 

*grumbles* maybe this isn't as awesome as I though. oh well! *enjoys it while it lasts*

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*Kills all the fighting men*  Now now gentlemen.  She DID offer herself to me.  You will just have to wait in line till I am done with her.

 

 

*Pulls out his bleeding sword*  Wait... this looks like spaghetti sauce!  Who stole narg's sword!!!

 

 

Nargbert

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*attacks Quibby with his saucy Noodle*  Give back nargs sword thief!

 

 

Nargbert

Who realizes just how that post sounds

I was going to help right up until I read that last post. Please keep that limp noodle to yourself. *is ashamed of Narg*

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Who you callin a limp noodle?  It isn't limp... it is, saucy!!!  Don't make me stick the Great lords foot where the sun shines! 

 

 

Nargbert

If you knew he was the foot of the dark, that sounds even worse!

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