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When the storm comes, who shall you side with?

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Got to go with the Light. They're currently the underdogs, but I love my heroes and they've got to win. If the shadow won, I'd be pretty dissapointed.

I'd give my soul to neither. I'm not a big believer in following. That being said, the Shadow presents an obvious risk to the wellbeing of the world, therefore i would pit my strength against it.

Well, for kicks, I'll say that if I could channel with anything resembling real strength, I'd go to the Shadow.  Somebody needs to show them what they can do with brains ... and given what they've shown, I could be Nae'blis in short order.

 

Where's the evil grin icon when you need it?  Ah, well, this'll do ...

 

 

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Shadow, I'm a sucker for power. Working with Lanfear :). Also I can get rid of Elayne and Faile.

 

Wait, the chance to rule with Lanfear forever and kill Elayne? Good god you just read my mind. That would be Christmas, Easter & My Birthday all in one. ;D

Working with Lanfear

 

Yeah...that worked out really well for Hadnan Kadere, Isendre, Asmodean, Beidomen...etc, etc.  She's a great co-worker!

Normaly, I would always choose the Light side, but RJ has made me hate Faile and Perrin so much, I would have to choose Dark.  The whole idea of snapping Faile's not quite to braod nose would be devine, and snipping Perrins thread for being so stupid.  And, It would be cool to toss the dice against Mat.

If I could hook up with Lanfear and kill Faile (over and over), I'd totally be all Shadow!

I would go with the dark so I could hang out with Graendal. Just a few days :)

Then I would go back to the light. Can I do that? Is that ok? :)

If I could hook up with Lanfear

 

The problem with this theory is that Lanfear is kinda a one guy woman.  Even now she'd still rather just kill Rand than date anyone else.  Besides she's like a praying mantis...even if you did hook up with her somehow(I'm willing to guess her standards are pretty high (i.e. Leading channeler of Age/Holder of the Rods of Dominion, Lord of the Morning, Leader of the Resistance type of stuff)) she'd probably kill you afterward.  Besides she strikes me as sorta a dead fish in the sack (you all know the type so I won't go into detail).  That's just my opinion though.  If I had to hook up with any of the females in WoT it would have to be Berelain, or Egwene (she's had all that practice in TAR with Gawyn so she'd know what to do unlike Elayne or Nynaeve), or Myrelle (although I doubt I would survive it)

Angel of Death. pretty historical name no? definitely power hungry myself.  but i like the long and excellent retirement plan that the Light has to offer too.  I'd say, Light, just cuz i figure they have the better chance of winning anyways.

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Why is that gross? I mean the woman is literally described as the most beautiful woman ever... sounds like fair enough reason to want to pillow friend her to the morning.

 

Or was your disgust with the fact that a woman said that?

Ah ... Luckers?  Consider the source.  Whoever that "Great Lord of the Dark" guy is, he's the looniest nutjob on this site since CrazyMike.

 

Don't waste your indignation, my friend.

Well if he was freaked that I as a woman wanted to bed Lanfear I guess I shouldn't tell him about the woman I wake up with every morning.  ;D

 

 

 

Darth_Andrea

DOWN WITH THE LIGHT!! I support the dark side, we have Shayol Ghul. Though I would like to keep the ogier... ;D

I would use both saangreals and seal the dark one and the creator ,then rule the world at my bidding for eternity!!!!

 

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