I read a parody fanfic many years back (around the LoC release, I believe) which had Rand, Lan, and the guy out drinking, they got tatoos and Rand was getting "Love/Hate" on his knuckles and it got messed up into "Love/Hats" so the prophet insisted everyone start wearing hats...

 

I know that's fairly vague, but that's really all I remember. I've been trying to find it all week with no luck. Anyone here know the fic I'm speaking of and if so where I could find a copy?

I give you "The Wheel of Time Stag Party" by ukDarkhound.  I still quote this one, though sadly, no one else recalls it.

 

http://www.sadame.net/WOT/humor/stag.html

Aha! Thank you muchly, everyone's just been giving me crazy looks when I mention it. Finally I have proof. PROOF!

Heh, some of that piece is really quite funny. ^_^