This made me laugh...and if you read it he was in his room which was locked

 

Still it is funny..some may be offended. ;)...especially bike lovers :D

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

img]http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif'>http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

 

a bit harsh for behind closed doors..but his excuse slayed me..a misunderstanding...? img]http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

It just goes to show that guys are only a few drinks away from being a "cyclusexual".  :D There always seems to be alcohol involved.

i don't know that he should have really received a punishment for this, like others have already said.  i mean, really.

 

then my second thought was, "how does that even work?"

 

my third thought was, "wait, i don't want to know."  :D

:D :D :D :D

 

*to the bike* Hey there, how you doin?  Wanna go back to my place?

 

ROFGOOSE

ROFL Dos !!

 

uhm yes ... maybe he tried to pick up a really REALLY skinny girl and ... lost her along the way without noticing ? *tries extremely hard not to think about this any more*

 

;D

, i bet his hoover was angry when he got home :P

 

i though we had something special, but one drink and you fall into bed with the first appliance you fall on dont you ::) . and a bike of all things, oh the shame of it all.

2 thoughts.

 

Iv'e heard of bi-sexual but cy-sexual?

 

and

 

It gives a new meaning to bi-sexual.

first there was cyber-sex, then the was cycle sex.  what will they think of next

how to reply to this???? the first thought is "dear god", of course.

i am not sure that the charge will stick (ugh), the man was not out in public, and the hotel workers would not have been subjected to the weirdness had they not unlocked and entered his room.

again i say "dear god!" cycle sex? what the hell?

Okay I know I'm only an American lawyer but exactly how does one get convicted for masturbating, in private,  with the help of device or  object?  Are women who use dildos etc. also considered sex offenders in England? ;D ;D

I think he was just trying to pump his tire  ;D

i think he got off, if you'll excuse the pun, i saw something about it on a newspaper round up show thingy

alright, so my thought was "how the hell?" and i looked at the bike pic and still couldn't figure it out and.... how the hell?! and why??