During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized/"  "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a  teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

 

No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

 

So who's for the bed next to mine??

Pure Awesome.

lol That was cute!

I'll take it!! LOL

Heard it but still love it. *G*

hehe, yeah was thinking 'doesn't it have a plug?"

*hops on the bed by Ell*

woot!

Haha!! Love the joke!  ;D

The normal person uses the teaspoon, in case you have to clean the toilet once you're done.

 

*sends the doctor to a padded cell*

*grabs a straight jacket*  Okay, so I failed... :P

 

At least now I get all the groovy meds I want for free.  ;) *LOL*

I guess I need my own room. I was going to grab the nearest goodlooking nurse and jump in the tub.  ;)

I was thinking bucket too.

 

Interesting. There's an advert for Drain Doctors Inc. on top of this page.