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would you like to write yourself into the story so you could slap Nyneave? 39 members have voted

  1. 1. would you like to write yourself into the story so you could slap Nyneave?

    • Yes
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    • No
      24
    • Can I do more than slap her?
      9
    • I would not hit her, but I'd tell her off
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*hides from the inquisition*

 

They always want to burn me, don´t know why, really...

 

There´s never too much madness and destrucion!

 

*causes random havoc*

Mental help?

 

Are you insane?

 

No, we don´t need mental help!

 

We are perfectly all right

 

It´s the others that are crazy :D

 

Anyway, hearing voices is not that mad...

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hearing voices isn't bad, it's only bad if you answer back!

 

Bob: Do you answer back to me???

 

Jason: No Bob, go away!

 

Bob: Never!!!!

 

Jason: SHUT UP BOB!!!!!!!!!

ouch

that's gotta hurt

snubbed by your own insanity!

Voices: I am not talking to you either!

 

aw crud

Rosa: hey, she´s not only talking to me, she´s doing as I say!

 

Faile: Be quiet, Rosa, no political-revolutionary-work today...

 

Rosa: And what about the pile of work on your desk like writing that speech for tomorrow or that article for the press? What about that? And then there´s another demonstration waiting...

 

Faile: Yes...you´re right, but still ;)

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Jason: Bob, you know that you mean a lot to me... Things just aren't working out between us. I need my space and I'm a free spirit. I really vaule our relationship and never want it to crumble. I'm so, so sorry if it seemed like I didn't want to be with you, I just hope you understand...*sniffle*

 

Bob: Oh Jason, you know that I can never stay mad at you for long.

 

*mental hug*

uuuuuuummm

hey...they are just voices...

voices: Is that all I am to you?!

......yes

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Jason: wait? You don't know what voices are???? Voices, although commonly believed to be your past life or a biproduct of insanity, is actually the biproduct of two or more souls being reborn into the same body when there is not enough physical beings to house all of them. Of these souls, only one is dominant and in control of the body, thus the others are shunted to the side and considered evil or sometimes worthless *glares at eben* You see, it is essentiall to treat the voices as genuine human beings, for in the next life you may not be in the same body.

 

Bob: Exactly, that's why Jason and I have such a good relationship. Although I sometimes get shunted to the side, he respects me more than most do, which is why I will be eternally greatful for being reborn with him.

 

Jason: awww, bob, that means so much to me!

 

*another mental hug*

get a room!

 

if what you say is true, then my "voice" wouldn't be a woman!

 

at least, that's how I thought of them

voices: its because you are a girly man

HEY!

that is NOT true!

voices: I think I would know...

oh get over yourself!

voices: it alright Eben..* tries a mental hug*

HEY! get off of me!

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poor eben, limited by his lack of homosexuallity

 

not that I'm gay, or anything... really!

hey!

I am not gay either!

I'm Catholic, which means even if I was, I wouldn't act on it

but thats not the point

the "voice" was always female to me

 

but I can say one thing that you can't

I know what women think!

voices: HA! yeah RIGHT!

hey! I've got you in my head, don't I?

voices: that just means you have a lot of empty space up here

voices: OH YEAH! I rock!

right....well, I have something YOU don't!

voices: don't go there!

oh yes! I will!

voices: you promised!

HA HA! I have a body!!!!

voices: I can't believe you!

Bwaahahahahaha!

voices: ......well..at least I don't have to worry about my weight...

HEY! I happen to be VERY fit!

voices: that not what I meant...you are too skinny

don't make me go up there!!