No Merry Christmas topic yet?  ???

 

Oh well.

 

Merry Christmas.

*gives jelly a hannukah ham*

*sits quietly*

no

 

it's...err

 

 

super!

for eating, I hope

*rolls his eyes and grins* HotW Moiraine was making a little joke.

 

Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday, and Jewish dietary law absolutely prohibits the eating of pork, of which ham is a type.

 

So, it's a bit of a clever oxymoron.

AAH!

 

it frowned at me!

*hands Shendare the "Pointing Out the Obvious Award"*

*stabs Jelly in the face*

 

You're an embarrassment to SG, Jelly. Evil, remember, evil. You make fun of people even if they're just being helpful. *sighs*

Hell, even if you never become completely evil, you'll be less of a failure if you stop being so sensitive.

 

 

Then again, it's Christmas.

 

*stabs you lightly*

Just... die.

 

Please.

*stabs everyone in the vicinity*

*stabs everyone not in the vicinity*

That's me, isn't it :(