I compel you to watch this public service announcement. You won't regret it.

 

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32616224/

We're all going to die. It's how you die that's important. You need to find the right death for you. You don't want to die alone? Go drunk driving with a friend. Want a slow death? Drown. It'll probably feel like forever. Feeling flashy? Go down with a bang while taking aircraft flying lessons. Die a hero? Convince a kid to step into traffic and push him out of the way.

 

The choices are endless. And for a hundred dollars, our proffessional executioners will find the death for you.

wow, only a 100 bucks?