still waiting for Gorakh to come back from vacation so he can give me access to our old boards, until then... *eats the Dark One*

:shock:

 

Did you at least use sauce?

you don't need that with the current Dark One... if it were Mat, then I'd need lots, but it's not Mat, so, no extra sauce necesarry :P

True enough. He is a tough, stringly lil fellow.

I never encountered a person enough of swimming in boiling hot water wouldn't do for...

 

 

Roka

comforting Mighte Roka style

*swims in fudge*

Yes, but getting Mat INTO water is the problem.

 

I have to hogtie him and throw him in the shower to get him to bathe. Since I insist on a shower every other day at least, it's getting to be quite a chore. :evil:

Its much easier to just knock him out and THEN hogtie him. Dont ask how i know this....

And to get him up from the knockout, just put the water on freezing for about 2 minutes, then to boiling for 30 seconds....

he'll love it for sure

I'm not so sure about that...

well... just do it >> <<

You first

look Mighte, just shackle him to the wall and spray him with a high pressure fire hose.

lol :P

 

make sure to shackle him thoroughly though!

I want him clean, not skinned alive.

 

I do have uses for him, you know!

 

:evil:

like heavy lifting?

Well, amongst other things, yes.

Intriguing