*jumps behind the handy changing screen and gets into a diaper, wings and grabs a batch of arrows for his back* 

 

Make up!  I need some rouge on my face. 

 

*comes back on stage decked out in a cupid outfit*

 

Oddly enough I borrowed the diapers from Alin. *smiles*

 

*chirping from the crowd*

 

You know.... Alin... the old RP guy... ummm... he always said how old he was.... diapers for adults....

 

*starts to sweat*

 

Right moving on....

 

*Barm does the Cha-Ching on the drums*

 

Righto... a little late with that buddy. 

 

Remember the feeling of love at first sight?  You glance into their eyes and for a brief moment time stops and you know it is meant to be.  Then time speeds back up and the glance is broken.  Remember how you spent so long trying to track down the girl.  You use a private investigator and learn all her deep dark secrets.  You follow her around and collect samples of her hair from a comb when she is not home.  Then one day she calls the police and tells them she doesn't know who you are.  I love it when a girl plays hard to get.  Ahhh... Romance....  I am sure the next nominees know exactly what I am talking about.

 

 

*sighs and comes to stand beside Empy*

 

"That is like so yesterday. These days the stalkers like me use Google and facebook. But I have to say it, you have style man. That must have made a helluva first impression on your wife." *highfives*

 

“Anyways, we have 11 lovely couples to cover. To make it interesting, I will let a quote to speak for the whole thread. Can you recognise which awesome RP is in question?”

 

"Silly, why are you crying? Don't cry."

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,24635.0.html

 

“"I do no be knowing how to work this... staff in the right manner."

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php?topic=19499.html

 

“I could have hurt you if I had not recognized you!”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,20766.0.html

 

“You have no idea what my feelings for you are like if you think that.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,23509.0.html

 

“Just as long as I get to be on top in our relationship.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,23283.0.html

 

“If someone had put us in a room with a keg of wine the first time we met, I’m sure one of us would have ended up dead.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,19159.0.html

 

“Shivering is good.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,11335.0.html

 

“Both you and I, have left things unsaid.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,25063.0.html

 

“There are times when I just want to lose myself in your eyes and forget that there is a world out there.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,20693.0.html

 

“Make yourself useful and spread out that blanket for us.”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,20366.0.html

 

”You’re really here?”

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,19205.0.html

 

“Phew. There. And now if it is Barmie doll’s turn let us know who won.”

Its the moment you've all been waiting for! And as such, I'm going to torture you and make you all wait a little longer cause I'm evil.

 

*Walks off stage*

Alright, I've held out on you long enough. The winner is...

 

Nyssa & Michael, as played by silhouette and James!

* Runs onto the stage, snatches the award and runs off again *

Right, you all expected a speech, didn't you.

 

Well, that's going to be a little hard, on account of James being banned and all that, but I suppose I'll give it a shot anyway. When I first moved out of the White Tower and into my new home, I was utterly depressed. There really wasn't enough light in the world to make me smile again. Well, considering the fact that I am of course a wicked and evil dreadlady, that's not all that odd... Anyway, my days were glum and all that.

 

Then along came Michael, who proved to me and the rest of the world that love is in fact something the Shadow can enjoy just as easily as the Light. Considering the fact that we won this award, I'd say we can enjoy it a whole lot more than you sorry lot of lightfools ;)

 

I'd like to thank James, for playing the man who is personally helping me repopulate Be'lals order (going on 7 kids now :D) and I'd like to thank Mina, Leon, Toulan and Gabriel for being wonderful kids who understand that mommy and daddy need some special alone time every now and then.

 

Cheers everyone, and do get drunk and have loads and loads of babies in our honour!

 

Seriously, I command you to get drunk and have babies :p