the following has been yoinked from a friend of mine's journal.

 

Note: Zellers is canadian wal-mart before Wal=Mart started into canada.

 

 

 

Today I worked in the toy department, which was actually really fun. Unfortunately, I forget how morbid my sense of humour is sometimes.

 

 

Scene: An overworked Zellers drone is patiently blocking and facing the dread pink doll aisle whilst being inundated with any number of exclamatory "Oh my God!"s.

 

Bratty Little Girl: Oh my Go-o-o-od! I hate Baby Alive!

 

Bratty Little Boy: Why?

 

BLG: Baby Alive is scary!

 

Me: Not as scary as the alternative.

 

BLG and BLB: *blank stares*

 

 

 

Yeah.... gotta watch my inside voice a little more, I think.

ooh, funky xd