"I don't think you quite understand. After my dogs had a litter of puppies last year, they were sold, and I thought that would at least spare me the pain when they passed away of what I hoped would be old age, even if I didn't get to keep one. Now imagine my shock when a couple of weeks ago I found out my favourite one had died.

So, really, even in a jokey way, puppies and anything to do with death mentioned in the same sentence is going to upset me."

 

Puppies and death people.  I want to see you making the most of this new information.

You obviously don't know Canuk that well. Or, in fact, most of us.

ooo toesocks@!!!

Have a cat? Is it too nice and independant? Does it have its own free will?

 

Give it to me. One month with me, I'll teach it to never trust again.

toesocks, eh?