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TEN REASONS WHY I WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR SOUL'S!!!

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1. I hate you all.

2. Jelly stole my tea.

3. I hate you all.*stabs*

4. HA HA

5. I hate you.

6. BLAH

7. Soul's taste good, you all should try it...before...you know...I EAT YOUR SOUL.

8. DABA DABA DOO

9. I want my own food network show. How to cook a soul.

10. I am the one and only BLIG.

 

Have a nice day.

 

If you want to know right now how to cook a soul I will teach you if you post your Q's here.

 

But there is a price... :D

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Uh huh ... uh huh... okay this is bull$#!&

 

*stabs therapist and eats his soul*

 

Moggy i think he didn't know what he was doin' ................

You are, of course, assuming we have souls?

 

Needless to say, you shouldn't make that assumption.  You'll starve to death on what souls you find here.

 

*twaps*

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hmmmm i'll just go to the other places here in dragonmount...*goes off*later comes back finishing a soul from the Aiel*

 

 

there are still souls to be found...Burp    *stabs*

What is this...Soul...that you speak of?

Is it what I gave to the Dark One when I started my trianing here?

Is it in any way similar to this myth about Hearts that I heard?

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yes what you gave the dark one when you came here...

 

1. kill someone

2. pull out "the beating red thing in their chest called a "heart"

3. eat it then you have eaten their soul... ;D

That does work sometimes. But unfortunately the soul is not always connected to the heart. Although hearts are rather tasty, particularly with a nice bernaise sauce and some asparagus.

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yes ... yes now someone go and eat hilary clinton's heart .........she can't be president I...WILL...DIE...FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes she is that bad...she wants to take down video games...and other cool things.

 

this is what will happen if she wins the election... :'(

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