Onward! Drive them back to France!

*watches as the Swiss do nothing and instead remain neutral...and make more cheese*

 

Excellent work, Jimmy. You picked the one nation that does even less than France :D

Swiss Pikes are fearsome, refer to the SG Org thread :)

 

And they also make watches.

Yeah, yeah, for my response you can refer to the SG Org thread as well.

 

And watches are neat. Still, doesn't really make me quake in my lovely new boots...ok, not so much boots as slippers, but you know, the phrase isn't "I'm shaking in my slippers".

No appreciation for military history :P

Ha! Look who you are saying that to! Its like if I accused you of having no appreciation for ugly shirts!

*snickers*

 

Just doing a fly by spam. I think that involves throwing cans from above, the trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. I imagine that a spam can from high up would cause some damage, yeah.

 

And don't forget Swiss army knives. And chocolates. And those goofy looking Swiss guards in Vatican City.

The Hawaiian shirt is a truly beautiful and noble shirt, your stubborness will wear away with time as you come to realise this basic truth :)

 

As long as you have your towel it should work out :)

Ha! I have back up!

 

Yeah, spam from above. Awesome.

 

Shirts are ugly.

 

Tired. No more complete sentences.

 

The end.