So I got an email from a lovely chappie from Nigeria offering to send me my share of his kingdom's fortune after some king or someone parked it.

 

Rather nice of him to go to all the effort, and he'd even set up a little thing to transfer the money to my account so that it was easy.

 

Funny thing is, I didn't even know I was of Nigerian descent but you know how these things work, oo er  ;) *nudge nudge*

haha

scam much? lol

Oh, I got one of those too!

 

I've been waiting a while though, But I'm sure the good prince will keep his word!

Dear Doris

 

Well, what can I say? I've spent the last few weeks looking for my money and believe me, rainforests look a lot nicer on TV.

 

I thought it'd be all survivor-like with hidden idols in the forest and skinny dippin in the ol' mountain streams, but on the first day alone I got kicked in the badgers and on the second I got bit by a snake.

 

I of course died instantly  >:(

 

So as of now it's not the most enjoyable time in the world. I thought they were ever so nice in the email, too.

 

Yours morbidly,

 

Dr. O. A. F. Haybale,

Rainforest,

AFRICA

I get those all the time...I just report them as spam and forget them.

I never get those... :'(

Every website I go to says:

 

"You are the 333,333 visitor!! Click here to claim your prize!!"

 

It even did that here on DM once...