If you don't you won't get any of my famous cookies.

 

And no pushing in, or you go to the back.  >:(

If they are so famous how come I havent heard of them?

:-\

 

Because they only just became famous, that's why!

 

*looks at the cookies fondly*

Well ok then.... *stands in line*

Very good.

 

So, which kind of cookie would you like? You can choose from chocolate chip, chocolate fudge, strawberry, hazelnut and cream, or bubblegum. And what kind of serving would you like? You can have it plain, or chopped in quarters with the second quarter removed, blended with cream and served on top of the rest, or you can have it deepfried, or in an ice cream sundae (in which case you must also choose between chocolate, strawberry, caramel or banana sauce), or heated gently.

 

Note that more options are available on request.

Wow ... thats alot of choices.  Strawberry bubblegum, blended with cream, deepfried, in a bananananana sauce.

*blinks*

 

wow.

 

*does it, with a bonus chocolate chip cookie thrown in*

Awesome!  Thanks.

 

Why the blink and the wow?  Strange order?

*Stands in line*

Oh great Cosmicpanda I am at your mercy... *Hopes for cookies*

well, you were supposed to choose blended with cream or deepfried, not both, but I can adapt to market demand.

 

What kind of cookie do you wish for, loyal Moggy?

No.  >:(

 

However, you can have a frozen one, reserved for my special customers.  :D

...banana cream?  :-\

what's wrong with banana cream?

I would like double chocolate chip, iced with rich chocolate sauce and garnished with radish (yes, RADISH!) please?  :)