banned because I saw my phone next to me.

Banned because seeing your phone has nothing to do with anything and is really random.

banned because my phone has deh internets.

Banned for having a nub phone.

Banned for having a phone.

Banned for not having a phone.

Banned for being right.

Banned for having L in their name on the forums.

Banned for not having one

Banned nor not realizing the L stands for Loser :P

banned for not sailing on the Amazon

Banned for not knowing I have seen the Amazon, IRL, although sadly yes, never sailed on it.

banned for not having taken me with her to the amazon

banned cause you dont want to see her amazon :P

banned for misinterpreting AND misasuming my thoughts

And the person above me failed again. Damn.

Banned for failing the rules, and banned for thinking I'd take a guy with me to the Amazon :P

banned for making me feel ridiculous

Banned because its my job.

banned for expecting to be paid

Banned for expecting me to ask for pay.

banned for not having transferred her first million to my bank accoutn

Banned for posting on page 269.

Banned for your face.

banned because on my phone we are on page 645.