Banned for deducing the opposite.

Banned for never replying on topic in any thread.

Banned for confusing me.  I thought that was the point of Fiddlesticks?

Banned for thinking Fiddlesticks had a point.

Banned for not having a point (not counting two pointy teeth)

Banned for thinking I needed to have a point.

Banned for banning to fast...

Banned for posting slower?

Banned for banning's sake

Banned for eating lunch and not sharing with me.

Banned for not being there to share

Banned for not being HERE to share.

Banned for being in So Dak

Banned for thinking I want to be here.

Can I ban you from So Dak?

Banned for even implying such a happy possiblity.

Banned for not telling me how you got stuck in so dak

Banned for not knowing common knowledge that my parents brought me here from Egypt and the money to leave has yet to magically show up unless the person above me is offering.

Banned for not knowing that I got a very large bonus this week, yet it won't matter because I don't like to share

Banned for not helping me to move out of this crap hole. :P

Banned for not telling me what kind of work she does

 

I'm a little bit connected - although my best connections haven't quite hit the upswing economy we're hearing about yet.

Banned because, and I work in the banking sector at the moment, I have a lot of skills and would love to get out of here.

I have some connections at US Bank & AMEX.  My better connections are in medical device manufacturing companies like Medtronic.

 

Banned for being in Banking.

 

My dad was a banker.

Banned for thinking I wanted to do banking. :-/

 

I prefer home theatre stuff... but that market has dried up around here :(

Banned for being S.O.L.