Banned for calling into question my spelling abilities over one measly typo.

Banned for not realizing that the letter 'e' isn't near the 'a' on the keyboard. :)

Banned for yes it is. The 's' and 'w' is between them.

Banned for on a keyboard the distance between a and e is far greater than a and z.

Banned for maybe I have really long fingers and the difference in distance is barely noticeable?

Banned for your fingers are shorter than mine. :P

Banned for how would you know that?

Banned for you are shorter than me, which is how I know.

Banned for, how do you know I'm shorter than you?

Banned for I am taller than 90% of women in the world.

Banned for that leaves 10%

(I'm 5' 10" or 179 cm)

Banned for you ARE shorter than me. :D

Banned for damn it!

(how tall are you?)

Banned for I shalt not give up that secret just yet.

Banned for being shorter then me! (All of you are. I am age 16, and 6' 3'' tall) :D

Banned for being taller than me.

Banned for being... a bee.

Banned for being an 'A'.

Banned for now I go and do some girl stuff. :)

Banned for wearing the One Ring of Power!

Banned for not knowing she hates the LotR

Banned for hating it!

 

I hate Narnia with a passion. 

Banned for hating Narnia, hate the message not the story. :)

Banned for joining the Umbrella Corporation

Banned for George Takaeda being in a commercial about TVs