Banned for technicolor dreams.

Banned for reminding me of a song I like.

Banned for not liking my singing

Banned for singing in the first place.

Banned for forgetting to put up the gosh-darned No Singing signs

Banned for not understanding that not singing is a given.

Banned for not recognising my wondrous talents

Banned for wandering into a desert.

Banned for not watering the tumbleweed

Banned for reminding me of a song I like.

banned for not remembering that it was Life In Technicolor by Coldplay

Banned for knowing too much about me.  I can play that song on my trumpet :P

banned cause I would so have replied to your {PORK }+ statement with APPLESAUCE!

banned for clairvoyance.

Banned for ostriches.

banned with tails

Banned for the sake of all surviving pickles.

Banned for enthusiasm and sportsmanship

Banned for sociology

Banned for hegemony and paleontology

Banned for audacity.

Banned  for not appreciating the value of open source sound editing software

Banned for an unoriginal reason

Banned for making me cry with impotent rage at the thought that my wonderful, carefully-balance post could EVER be construed as unoriginal ;_;

Banned for misinterpreting my ban of you and being so upset about it.

Banned for making me giggle again, and feel like the sun's just come out, when it's actually two thirty in the morning. BOO