Rules:

 

keep it clean

 

Post both the insult you're trying to make a comback for then post the worst possible comeback for it.

 

It's that simple.

 

"you're stupid"

"I know you are but what am I"

hey thats a brilliant comeback :P

Can't go wrong with Paul Reuben

Yeah, they even named a sandwich after him! Anyway...

 

"Yo' momma so fat, she fell in love and BROKE it!"

 

"Dude! She's your momma, too!"

 

"Oh. Yeah..."

"Your mom's a man!"

 

"and your dad wishes he was one"

 

oh wait, that's not too bad

female: You svck!

male: You.

female: *giggles*

Roka: *nods*

 

 

 

 

 

"You're momma's so fat, I had to roll over twice just to get off of her"

 

....  "Dude"....."I'd get yourself checked."