Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die...

and now all the women shall commence killing us

We shall run like the wind...

or I can throw you to the wolves and buy time

You don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the guy next you you, eh?

Yep, worked for scooby doo

I just bought a bumper sticker that said "What would Scooby Do?

Nice

My mother has a talking Scooby that says, "Let's go solve a mystery!"

Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait.

Better Question.

Why the hell was she out of the kitchen?

*flees before Twitch is taken down and consumed by estrogen*

Hahahahaha.

 

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

 

Made her chain too long!

oh, shut up :P

 

*kicks all men*

 

*where the sun doesn't shine*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Hey wasn't me.

Just for that, Nyn, I have another one.

 

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

 

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

If only lanfear was here to hear this