Man, I didn't make up this dumbass language we're talking, don't ask me.

I'm just kind of...spamming.

*administers the three hole punch, stores Toy's spam in a three ring binder*

Where it would grow up to be an edible can of spam.

Textbook of Spam, even.

Where did you THINK it came from?  MMMHHHMMM?

 

o-O

The Temple at Mount Danya.

Which is where it is produced, of course.

Yeah, okay, sleeping now *leaves*

And then, there was cake, in the shape of pie.

*Eats it all*

 

Is it just me, or is that frosting messed up?

it's spiky, like your back.

It looks almost like...ice cream.

Too much milk, not enough butter.

butter makes your hips and butt gargantuan

The chocolate cake underneath it looks munchious.

and somewhat chunky

chunky is good, if it's chocolate chunks.

Maybe butter makes your hips and butt gargantuan. I don't have that problem with dairy products!

I make you hips and butt look colossal!

Who gave you permission to own Photoshop?

The foreigners!

*has them deported*

 

*has Corn deported, too*

Hooray for the good ol' 220!!!  Break out the extra rum!