so wait...wheh you arent being evil....we are seing your inserself?

Who said anything about the inside being good?

I dont know...but then where is the good stuff coming from?

I think my kidneys might be responsible for that.

you should have them removed..

I'm pretty sure that would result in loss of some functions. let's find out *scoops Flab's out with a soup ladle*

you forget...I am just a simulation

Well, then simulate the results of having your kidneys scooped out with a soup ladle, jeez.

I dont have that functionality

SO UPGRADE YOUR FIRMWARE

but that would require effort...

Lay in an inert heap of flesh until you expire from lack of food and water?

whoever said anything about flesh?

That would be me, and often. Flesh is pretty neat.

especialy if your drinking it...q

Well then better hope it's a good vintage

do you have any suggestions?

Well a nice bomb shelter 75 would do nicely

I havent any of those

You amateur

I know...terrible arent I

Yes, you should be shot out of a porpoise

sounds like a plan

But I guess you're used to tight openings

...ewww