rightyo, I will drop it now :D

Rey rey confusing you FB

Don't act like that's any great chore.

no, I understand perfectly...

He must be confused then ::)

He must be a slice of toast.

Then he's safe from me

But are you safe from him? THE CARBOHYDRATES MAN THINK OF THE CARBOHYDRATES

I didnt know you were into that kinda thing reyler...

You not knowing something is not an unusual event.

and yet your not awfully forthcoming with the teaching

Consider it an independent study hour, then.

s/hour/life/

E=Mybutt

Mybutt=reyler's

you have the right idea... :D

Allbutts=reyler's

reyler'sbutt=handsoff,boys

* triple post for the old one *

;D

 

What does the real reyler butt look like?

 

POLL:

 

1) Really big and flabby from spamming all day while munching on rice cakes.  When she sits down, she sits down all over the place!!!  :o  :'(

 

2) Nice, firm, round, sumptuous, yummy.  Foxy lady. >:D  :-*

 

3) Eh.  So so.  Nothing special.  :-[

 

4) Other  8)  ;D  ;)

 

Enter 1, 2, 3, or 4 in the posts below to vote.  The producer of this poll in no way whatsoever promises any accuracy in the results or implies any sort of prize for winning.  You vote at your own risk.  The above poll is for entertainment purposes only and should never be mistaken for genuine spam.  All rights reserved.  Patent pending.  Should not be consumed orally.  Do not use near flames or water.  One per customer.  Need not be present to win.

I vote #4 other.

 

Since she's really a retired school teacher who never married because she hated those wretched little boys who grew up to be men, that puts her into her late 40's early 50's because that's as long as teachers can stand to be around kids.  If she had a sweet keester when she was young, it's gone by now.  Teachers in general nowadays tend to exercise and eat right, so the rice cake thing is out.  Number 3 is close but not quite there.  She's a 4 because she's somewhere between a 2 and a 3 but really neither.  You should not be looking at her butt, anyway, you bunch of perverts!  >:(

 

And, yes, even though I never come here anymore to spread my meaningless drivel, my butt still belongs to queen reyler.  :)

NEXT POLL:

 

What subject do you think she taught?

 

A) Torture 101.

 

B) Anatomy.  (she knows which body parts to rip off)

 

C) Psychology.  (such a strong mind must have a strong background)

 

D) English.  (most English teachers enjoy giving pain)

 

E) Math/Science.  (had to throw in my own particular specialty)

 

F) Other.

 

 

See voting disclaimers in preceding post.  ;D

Boy.

This is tough.

Could be A.

She's too quick witted for E.

B wouldn't challenge her enough.

C or D.

C or D.

C or D.

F?

 

I'm gonna say C.

Just because of the strong mind thing.

Yet, she can seem to enjoy herself while removing body limbs.

Nope.

C.

* nods *

Now that I've taken up all of your time reading these multiple posts, I can say what I came here to stay to start with.

 

 

 

Hi!

:-*

Wait, did somebody post on this page at all?

Not by the looks of it, so gramps did several polls on his own