Alot of new music I hear is crap, granted I don't hear that much alternative stuff

That's all you'll ever hear if you're just listening to the radio. That's what last.fm is for, that's what Youtube is for, that's what our What Are You Listening To thread is for!

Where will it all end?

 

A microchip implanted in your brain that creates your own music.

 

I know.

 

It's in the novel that I started to write about twenty years ago.

 

* ponders *

 

Maybe I should go back and work on that book some more.

 

* considers *

 

Nope.

 

Nobody cares what I write anyway.

 

Case in point, see above (and reyler's comment to follow).

 

 

 

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oops...misspelled 'and'.

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we must care or we wouldn't be here.

*wills Gwampy's colon out of existence*

I didn't know he had one

he seems to have all his parts from what i can tell..

Looks can be deceiving

the colostomy bag can't.

Yeeah it can, had anything to eat or drink today

me? just cereal. why? is this colostomy related?

No hallucongenically related

not in many years. and no alcohol yet.

 

why do you ask?

Wondering where the Emu parked it's Jaguar

...... maybe i should rethink the hallucinagens.

Why is the pink elephant playing a Zylaphone

because he lacks the dexterity to play a violin.

*fights the urge to correct everyone's spelling*

the battle against pedantry is lifelong

What about podiatry?

as long as there are old people with poor range of motion and diabetes, podiatry is inevitable.

What about fixing the pods?

the pods require regular maintenance. it's the bay doors. too many moving parts.

Well the parts move or die, as is life

*saws off everyone's feet* Problem solved.