*doesn't care* ;D

*her liver is a sleeper agent that taps into Barm's spinal column to take control over his body and forces him to do humiliating things*

 

*smashes badwinkle's face in with a shovel*

*is forced to throw reyler off a cliff*

 

Oops. Well, not my fault she's emo.

*grabs a hangglider and flies back to punt Barm's head RIGHT OFF before sailing away*

*drops out of nowhere and collides with a hanglider on the way down*

 

Hey rey, you decided to try falling too? What's with the fancy dress?

*sails off on the glider while Griefy gets stuck with the hang*

*shoots down wierd gliding pale lady*

*makes an emergency crash-landing on the Statue of Liberty which she brings to life and sends on a rampage through downtown Manhattan - oh the irony!

*removes the feet off the statue of liberty*

*the statue falls over and crushes badcake flat beneath her*

*eats self like pancake*

I see you're determined to become a human Ouroboros. Good luck on that.

Well I'm swallowing myself

That's what I said.

Yeah but you are using annoying words to describe everything

It's not my fault you don't know what anything means.

always so polite smeagol....yes yes....so polite

*kicks Dragon into the Crack of Doom*

*looks in rey's arse*

What's dragon doing in there?

The more immediate question is, just what do you think you're doing in there? *beats the both of you with a wooden oatmeal spoon*

    Hey Bad Co. LMAO!!! :D :D

 

 

    So what's worse getting beaten by a wooden oatmeal spoon or getting run over by mad Meerkats!!

How about this? *straps Bonzo to a chair and puts headphones over his ears playing a constant stream of Creed*

 

Is that supposed to be "Bonzo", as in that Spanish guy that Ender killed in the showers in Ender's Game?

    Naaaah, Bonzo Madrid was the guy in Ender's Game (a very good book if I may add, if you haven't read it you should along with Ender's Shadow) I am just plain old Bonzo with a couple of numbers added.

I have read that book, obviously, and it was good, but I've kind of been put off Card by all the absolute garbage that comes out of his mouth.

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