*gets in the way of an eyeballing*

 

OWW

Those eyeballing's a re dangerous, you should be more careful

Speaking of eyeballs, wanna see me juggle?  8)

Are they eyeballs

they probably are

* coughs up a couple of fur balls *

Nope!

;D

so youve turned into a cat?

No, it's just a delayed reaction from the last time I clubbed him in the nethers.

I could've sworn those had fallen off or something already.

Not everyone shares your leprosy.

* purrs *

* rubs against her majesty's legs *

* begs for a good petting or scratching of the back *

* puts on the best pleading stare possible *

:)

^^someone that does tho :D

*swats Gwampy away with a cricket bat*

awwww, he was doing so well...

He was about three muscular contractions away from making a puddle on the floor.

you only quickened the process

Perhaps so, but as long as it didn't happen near me, I can live with his ongoing desecration of Fiddlesticks' carpetry.

im pretty sure you would have been near him to "accentuate the proccess" by hitting him

I smacked him into the distance, were you paying attention to nothing but the termites?

the termites were being mighty interesting thankyouverymuch :po

Yes, well, to one whose lower two-thirds are made of scented pine, I expect they might be.

where du get that idea?

You tell me, Squire Cabinetry.

from your mind?

Pearls before swine, it seemeth to me.