*fillets*

*seasons with cilantro*

*tenderizes with a mallet*

Is all this still aimed at Corn, or have we redirected it?

Can't we do both?

And still have hands free for table tennis?  :-\

We could use our feet.

But then the grapes shall go unstomped!

That's why we use our heads.

I'm not interested in having purple hair, but that's fine if that's your thing.

Did you forget your hair cap?

The snakes, they don't like hats.

Well, that's why they're in the cage.

Hmm...obviously a rip-off.  It didn't even turn me to stone!

If it didn't work on Perseus seeing it in the reflection of his shield, it probably wouldn't work in .jpg format either.

I'd say that's a critical flaw in the power.

To be fair I don't think Athena took computer image formats into mind.

But she's supposed to be a Goddess.

the Greek gods were never known to have oracular powers!

That's why they all died.

Sure you're not thinking of the Norse gods?

Same thing.

I would contend that, but the various global pantheons do seem to all place a certain emphasis on their respective thunder deity.

Except for the fact that they are ALL indeed different, even just as far as names and stories go.