You've a pretty low opinion of a very nasty predator!

Sorry. I was thinking of a cousin whom thought he could fight bears and sharks and walk away unscathed.

*graces the thread with his presence*

Please, he probably couldn't fight a dead bear without taking an injury.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE MUST DIE!

Dead bears pose threats only to emaciated penguins

Who choose to eat them?

No they play chess while eating nacho's

Soon the sides are neither black nor white but varied shades of orange.

Until they get into the scotch zone

Where they will be stuck and throwing up from drinking scotch straight until the end of time.

And fall over in pairs and triplets simultaneously

By spontaneous combustion or uterus?

Please, he probably couldn't fight a dead bear without taking an injury.

 

It made me giggle because it's more true than you know.

I know all. I am the world, and the world is reyler.

And thus the world began and it was spam

I was kinda hoping someone would get the Flight of Dragons reference there  :(

Drizzit Dudden!

Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat.

Hey... I'm talking about something else here!

I don't know of flight of the dragons thus no I wouldn't know of it

I'd link to it on Youtube, but every time somebody puts it up their account gets canned after a while.

Because of the video or just because they're failures?

Youtube seems to have this prejudice against copyright violations, I dunno, it doesn't make sense to me.

Pfffft. Only sometimes. I've seen plenty of copyrighted things on there.