Hey! Get your filthy paws of my Defendant! Bailiff!

A violation of a rule is a serious offence and upsets the Harmony that keeps this tower strong and whole. Nay, it a complete violation of what it means to be an Aes Sedai!

 

 

I can handle the breasts...

 

* Recalls Harmony, the Brown sister's breasts and gets distracted from this thought by the First Selector mentioning she could handle breasts and ponders that picture with a sly smile

* Recalls Harmony, the Brown sister's breasts and gets distracted from this thought by the First Selector mentioning she could handle breasts and ponders that picture with a sly smile

 

*looks serious*

 

Why did I sign up for this?!

You were obeying a rightful command from your Amyrlin, did the defnse have something they wanted to add before we sentence the accused?

*whispers to Elgee* How you'd get the whipped cream to stick like that? Mine always gets runny when I try that?

 

And someone give me a cookie! I'm dieting over here!

Because you're a glutton for punishment, just like the rest of us. *smirks*

 

*eyes Kathana*

 

Now, what evidence do you have that supports your claim that my client was sliding a mattress down the Tower steps?

It;s all a matter of what brand you buy, Mother!

*looks serious*

 

Why did I sign up for this?!

 

Breasts were involved? /smirk

 

/goes back to admiring the various displays of cleavage and pondering the mascots again..

*passes Mumsy a cookie*

 

 

Hmm... When I let Elgee out of prison in twenty years, we'll have to go shopping.

 

*eats the cookie*

 

So is anyone going to cross examine me?

I think Lor already has begun...

 

 

Because you're a glutton for punishment, just like the rest of us. *smirks*

 

*eyes Kathana*

 

Now, what evidence do you have that supports your claim that my client was sliding a mattress down the Tower steps?

 

I done did that... *arches her eyebrow*

 

*examines*

 

You're tiny and insane.  Didn't I kill you once already?

 

 

<_<

 

 

That is all.

Hmm... When I let Elgee out of prison in twenty years, we'll have to go shopping.

 

*eats the cookie*

 

So is anyone going to cross examine me?

 

Well cross examine wasn't on my mind but if you feel the need..

*watches the pizza guy walk into the hall and waves him over, passing him $20 before grabing a slice... Notice everyone staring at him...*

 

What...?

 

I got enough for everyone, geez... Just help yourself!

 

Now then...

 

Mother, I have it on very good authority that you yourself have committed numerous crimes while being an initiate of this Tower. As the Amyrlin seat, you are required to lead by example! What do you have to say for yourself, hmm?

*whispers to Van* no-one thought to shield either of us, btw

*weaves Air and snags a couple pieces of pizza for herself and Jhae*

 

Thanks Van :D

Don't get grease on the furniture, it was just reupholstered... *eats another cookie*

*throws up her hands and laughs* Gimme a cookie and scoot over, love. If I'm going to be ignored, I'm at least going to do with with chocolate in my system...

Whoops. I was distracted by Elgee's photo album.

 

Anyways, I don't need proof of her crimes! My word is law! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

*whispers to Van* no-one thought to shield either of us, btw

 

* overhears a whisper from his sister and quickly turns his axe sideways, swings and scoops up a pice of the pizza and starts to eat then stops and asks hsi brother bonded, "No anchovies right? You know i hate the little buggers"

*shoves another slice of pizza in Van's mouth while making frantic waving motions at Lor*

*scoots over*

 

Anyways, I don't need proof of her crimes! My word is law! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

 

She's right you know...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pizza... thanks...

 

Glad I came... lots of free food...  *nibbles*   I guess the entertainment is good too...

 

 

;D

Of course I'm right! I'm always right!