*Can vouch for the validity of Elgee's statement*

Mother, I ask that my client be exonerated of all charges until the Keeper can be found for questioning.

 

I can vouch at no time did the Keeper "slide" on the mattress while Mother was gone...* innocent look

 

So you held her down, I take it?

Well, we all know how a night like that can end. You know, its all fun and games until you slide down stairs wearing nothing but long red hair!

Mother, I ask that my client be exonerated of all charges until the Keeper can be found for questioning.

 

I can vouch at no time did the Keeper "slide" on the mattress while Mother was gone...* innocent look

 

So you held her down, I take it?

 

I already admitted I fabricated once and still respected her in the morning, I am hiding nothing...and umm no I was held down.../egrins

Let me see that tape please? *takes the tape from the recorder and eats it* Now, what was that Vanion?

*chokes on last of the soda*  

 

:o

 

Well, I never... She's a White!

*Smiles at Kyn*

 

No worries.. we made copies of the tape  ;)

It's ALWAYS the quiet ones.

 

Well, I never... She's a White!

 

OR, its just the silky white skin of a Red who gets constant massages from half naked waiters, thus always being too busy to go outside and tan!

Yes, but that was the original and copies are inadmissable...

It's ALWAYS the quiet ones.

 

Umm not quiet, made girl from Porky's sound like a whisper

Oh for pete's sake!  I go to the bathroom to get cleaned up and put my pants back on after a few hours of fun and my mattress is gone, along with the two that were on it previously.

 

Well, I never... 

 

You sure? I overheard maybe there was a youtube video or something in your past../teases his minty-bonded

*looks at Joe*

 

...Didn't see that one coming!!

Nope, I am innocent as can be.

Not many do, I am Kathana's Warder, you know ;)

Alright let's get this straight...

 

Elgee couldn't have done because she was...uh...testing the structural integrity of Vanion's couch...

 

The woman on the video matches Dwyn's description and she is mysteriously absent from these proceedings...

 

My Warder claims his mattress was stolen...

 

Sham says it was him on the mattress with Dwyn...

 

Kynwric is VERY determined we not look any further at the tapes...

 

And we're out of pizza.

Alright let's get this straight...

 

Sham says it was him on the mattress with Dwyn...

 

I admitted nothing.. I was distracted by the cleavage and may have muttered something out of distraction but nothing that violated any furniture while you were on your visit away from the Tower..

 

add jalapenos to next one Van if you could

I say we call it a day, go grab some more pizza, then re-convene at Dwyn's trial

 

*nods*

That doesn't sound like a half bad idea.

 

Boy, won't she be surprised when she gets home from work tonight?

 

I can vouch at no time did the Keeper "slide" on the mattress while Mother was gone...* innocent look

 

So you held her down, I take it?

 

Now if Sham was holding her down how can she possibly be at fault? It is the Sword Captain that should be charged with this crime!

....We need a camera!

 

We need to immortalize the look on her face!!

I wonder if I have her phone number...

*strolls into the courtroom silently trying not to make a noise*

 

*sits next to Delenn and whispers*

 

Anything good happening? What did I miss?

So, Mother...

 

Is it safe to say that the charges against my client have been dropped?