I giggled.

 

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"A shocking tale of intrigue! ****"

The Times

 

Dave Alberti, a novelist, is found murdered in New York and Mark Brown, a violinist is asked to supply expert information to the New York police. Soon Mark finds himself involved with a beautiful researcher called Amy, meetings in London with the highly-secretive group The Cardinals of the Catholic Church and a dramatic showdown with The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn after a chase across around the Mediterranean. When a small MacDonalds Franchise is at stake, The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn won't let anything stand in their way. Can Mark stop them in time?

 

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Angels and Rings

by Dan Brown

 

"A highly original best-selling masterpiece of suspense! *****"

The Observer

 

Dave James, a novelist, is found murdered in Seville and Steven Jones, a pastry chef is asked to supply expert information to the Seville police. Soon Steven finds himself involved with a beautiful librarian called Sofia, meetings in Edinburgh with the highly-secretive group The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn and a dramatic showdown with The Paulicians after a chase across across the Middle East. When world peace is at stake, The Paulicians won't let anything stand in their way. Can Steven stop them in time?

 

"An explosive best-selling masterpiece of suspense! ****"

The Observer

 

Incredible! This feature is indistinguishable from the genuine article! Bravo I say, Bravo!

The Magic Chapel

by Dan Brown

 

"A shocking masterpiece! *****"

The Scotsman

 

The Babylonian Brotherhood have kept the secret of the Delphic Oracle for over a thousand years. A retired doctor has stumbled upon their trail while decyphering an encoded letter found in a library. It's now a desparate race to Jerusalem with the fate of the world at stake.

 

"The Magick Chapel is a shocking best-selling masterpiece of suspense! *****"

The New York Times