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Hey, Twitch...are you a dancer?

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If not, there's some guy on TV who is using your handle!!!

 

Came in second on some dance contest show...DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?

(or something like that...the wife watches that crap...I just walked in long enough to see who won)

 

If that WAS you, "WELL DONE" indeed!!!

 

If it WASN'T you, it's time to drag out the cannon and go hunting for Twitch impersonators!!! >:D

 

* nods *

Did the guy look like this ugly f*ck?

 

Me-afraidGreen.gif

 

If not, then it wasn't Twitch.

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Maybe.

 

Sort of.

 

Kinda.

 

But the bookcase looked taller on TV.

 

Oh.

 

And the dancing guy was African American.

That is not the real me!

That's a fake!

My eyes are blue!

I photoshopped that one.

Mwahahha.

 

 

 

AND.

 

What a little hoe bag.

I'mma go hunting for him.

And very likely kill him!

Thank you for pointing this out to me Granpa!

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That is not the real me!

That's a fake!

My eyes are blue!

I photoshopped that one.

Mwahahha.

 

 

 

AND.

 

What a little hoe bag.

I'mma go hunting for him.

And very likely kill him!

 

Thank you for pointing this Granpa out to me!

 

 

* gulps *

AAAAHHHHH...

Does this mean...

That I am...

An accessory...

To...

 

TWITCHICIDE!!!

 

 

:o

Why yes.

Yes it does.

If I get caught, you're screwed.

Sorry about that!

And I think I may have left some bodily fluids at the scene.

>.>

I got scared and peed myself.

 

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