I've been hanging around here for a few weeks and finally decided to join...yay. I started reading The Wheel of Time about a year ago and I'm currently on The Fires of Heaven.

About me; I love rock music. I've been playing guitar for almost two years and I write songs. That's really all there is to me.

I hope to have fun here.

 

Had some trouble posting this so if it shows up twice I'm really sorry.

Looking good, Lemon.  Welcome.

 

I'd stay away from General Discussion board - lot of spoilers.

 

The Band of the Red Hand Org LOVES music too!  Alongside traveling, brew, brawls, brew, and brew!  You should at least take a look over there.  :)

 

Hope you have fun too.

Thanks, man.

No problem.  Glad I could help.  ;D

Hello Lemonlime and welcome to DM! Make yourself at home, and if you have any questions, just ask. If you are interested in joining an Org, just post a newbie hello saying so.  ;)

Welcome Lemonlime! Hope you have fun here.  ;D

The Band is a dead end for you.  I mean they lure you in with their 'music' theme, cool graphics and promises of hairy Russian women named Gertrude... but in the end they only have those 'hot' girls like Corki. 

 

Really that didn't make sense.  The Band is great.  So are the other orgs.  Like the Seanchan.  Do you see where I am going? 

 

Also are you the one that dreams up those ads? 

 

"Ohhh, I know.  We will have an eye... but it wont be a real eye... it will be a mouth.  And we will have little people drop some of drink into the moutheye.  People will love it"

 

or

 

"Imagine two overweight men one dressed in green and one in yellow.  Now imagine this skinny guy sitting there.  Now the two fat men run at the skinny dude, crushing him with their lemonlimeness."

 

Freak.

Dude, I didn't understand a word you just said.

Then you'll fit right in.

Welcome to DM!

 

And congratulations on signing up for the BotRH! ;)

 

Don't worry about Empy. We let him out of the asylum every now and then. You can see why that is the case.

I used complicated words and phrase structures.  Let me simplify it for you.

 

Lemon - Lime = Sprite Commercials from a few years ago (end sentence)

 

Those commercials were weird (end sentence)

 

Your name is lemonlime.  So I made a witty connection in my greeting.

 

*the newbie looks lost*

 

Ok... I should have only said....

 

 

Welcome to DM!  (end greeting)

*says fondly* That's our Empy, inscrutable yet somehow highly entertaining.  ;)

Can we now lock him back in the asylum until we decide to let him out and play with the little 'uns of the site?