'Friends like these', eh Gary?

thats right!

You know there's an unspoken message here, Walter, it's F*** you, leave me the F*** alone!

*dances in the corner with Hammie*

Okay dude, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here...*goes gets a lane*

Alright, I'll be at practice tomorrow...

Just make sure you check which way the door opens before you try to block it with a chair.... ;)

But I already nailed a board to the floor...

*watches the chair fall to the floor as the chair is opened outwards*

 

I guess that didn't work! :-\

I think Jackie Treehorn wants to see me...

And he knows which Lebowski you are!

I'm not dealing with morons, here...

*grabs the paper he was writing on whilst on the phone*

 

*rubs pencil over it to reveal secret message*

 

*looks confused*

*goes thorugh Demi's wallet and finds only a shoppers club card*

 

Is this your only form of ID?

I know my rights Man!

You don't know sh!t, Lebowski

I want a Lawyer!

Jackie Treehorn said he had to eject you from his garden party

He treats objects like women!

Jackie Treehorn draws alot of water in this town...

 

You don't draw sh!t, Lebowski

Sorry I wasn't listening!

*throws a coffee mug at your head*

You frigging fascist!

I don't like your jerkoff name,

I don't like your jerkoff face,

I don't like your jerkoff behavior,

and I don't like you, jerkoff.

 

*kicks*

 

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!

 

*kicks again*

 

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT!

 

Keep your ugly, goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community...

*goes gets a cab, touching the sore spots carefully*