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Stumbling Soldier III

Corki
Corki
in The Band of the Red Hand

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My needles are not Kin instruments! I am a Band member only! My needles were forged in sweat and tears to sew shorts to cover Oz's nekked bum when I was a recruit!

*dodges 12ths laughable attempt at tackling*

 

*jumps on top of him as he lands, pins him to the floor and licks his nose*

 

(trust me, that's torture!) :lol:

Not when you're a wolfie! *licks Cads' nose. flips her over and lands on top of her while throwing on anti tickle Armor(patents idea)*

 

Ah-ha!

*distracts 12th from the task at hand by whining like a newborn wolf pup in order to arouse biological offspring-protection instinct*

male wolves have a very low Biological protection instinct except with their own chill'uns... I have none...

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This is the Band...not the Wolfies! ;) Go and lick people over there!

 

*slams an empty mug of Brew on the table*

 

Fill her up!

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*wipes mug on 12th's clothes*

 

*sees no one is serving him so goes and serves himself*

 

Ah, the life of a Bander...sitting in a Tavern with a refreshing Brew...now all I need is Northie...

 

Oh Northie, where are you??

Corki I think you are in need of not only a new drink but a new mug.

 

*hands Corki a brew in a clean mug*

 

there ya go.

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Why thank you Lazy!

 

*passes Lazy a Brew for his generousity*

 

*slides old mug to 12th*

 

That is your's now!

 

And Northie, where are you??

thanks Corki

*downs the brew*

 

NO MORE LICKING.

Unless you are licking an ice cream.

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*shakes head*

 

you two are mad!

 

Lazy, where has peace and normality gone??

dont ask me i am just trying to save myself.

 

This reminds me of shaolin soccer. great movie.

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