...and I have 15 points to get rid of before the end of the day.  ;D

The first person to make me laugh gets them.  8)

On the topic of borrowing girlfriends and not getting around to returning them...

 

"err.. right Greg, I've got her up in my bed somewhere... I'll have to see if I can dig her out for you"

 

"sorry Greg, my beds a mess and she's pretty tangled up in my sheets, untangling her'll be quite a battle, I'll have to get her back to you later once I manage that"

LAAAMMMEEE!

 

*shrugs*

 

aw, well I expected nothing less.

It made me smile, that was it. :( You can have ten of the points though :P

*gets out tickling stick and tickles Moggie* ;D

*Collapses on the ground*

Peace! PEACE!!! :D

Okay, you can have the last 5 points ;D

I want some. >:(

*gives some to Pandy*

 

I don't have points, so the 'some' will have to be man-lovin'...

bugger!

 

:o

 

oh wait, no, that's not what I should've said...

If two women came to you carrying a newborn baby, both claiming they were the mother, what would you do?

 

A. Propose cutting the baby in half, then give the child to the woman who objects.

 

B. Actually cut the baby in half, eat it, then impregnate both women while bellowing, "The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!"

 

 

 

I win.

 

both?

B is the answer *nod*

NOooooooooooo!!!

 

We can't let Twitch spread his seed....*slaughters both women and steals the baby for a cookpot*

No, the answer is always 'C'!!!

Not 'D - All of the above' then?