Wooooooooooooooooooooooo TwitchdidgoodinStates!!!!

 

 

I gots 4th in the 50 free, woot woot.

Surprisingly, I tied a guy.

We both got the exact same time, crazy right?

 

Than my 200 freestyle relay got 3rd and broke the school record.

Goooo us!

 

My other two races don't matter.

>.>

<.<

One of which was swam literally 8 minutes after I swam the 200 free relay.

 

Many congratulations, Oh Twichy one!

 

Your awesome swimming skills humble me!

Nice Twitch

I swim too

But we never got to State :'(

Great work Twitch :D

No chemical burns this week?

Actually I got much worse chemical burns than I had before.

Because I tried electric razoring it, but it wasn't doing anything, so than I slapped on some Nair and hooollyy shit.

 

I've got such bad burns on my stomach.

ow.

 

 

What do you swim mcs?

Like, event, times, stuff like that.

 

you've seriously got to start waxing twitch  ::)

yeah

don't use an electric razor, use the hand held bladed ones.

I used a blade for my legs, only cut myself twice, I was very proud.

 

I swim free and fly

YOU, Twitch, are a masochist. You like the pain.

I don't think that's a secret, Eli :P

 

Grats Sir Twitch, you do impress me with your hairless manliness!

Before, I didn't think anyone hairless could be manly, You have changed my mind, sir!

I didn't remove my hair until my Senior year.

I didn't really know how much of a difference it made until then.

I only do it for States, this is my Junior year.

 

What were some of your times?

I swim Free, Back and sometimes fly.

 

To be perfectly honest I can't remember for the life of me.

The last time I was timed was a year ago.

Ooooh.

M'kay.

Well.

I'll just say mine than >.>

 

Haha, 50 free is my best with 23.33, 100 free 53-mid, 100 back 1:01-something, 100 fly 1:03-mid....

 

I usually don't do anything besides them, well, 50 back and 50 fly is 27-low.

 

 

Yeah! Wooo!

 

BREASTSTROKE?!

WHAT IS THAT?!

*HISS*

Yeah, breaststroke is epic fail.

I don't even know what my 100 is, my 50 is like 42.

:-P

 

I just don't do it

IT MAKES ME WET MYSELF OUT OF FEAR!>:D

whu? did schomeone menshun beer? *hic*

Yep

Right here! :D

*shows Pole the entire room full of beer*