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Come on.  Moiraine is obviously Mat.  Why else would Mat give up an Eye to "save" her?

 

Demandred is Asmodean.  Ever seen them in the same place at the same time?  Right!  He faked his own death, and laughed at the Dark One who got fooled by it!

 

 

RAW.... My head just exploded.

 

So.... Is Rand really Perrin and Bela is really Rand?

RAW.... My head just exploded.
Well don't expect us to clean it up.

 

Come on. Moiraine is obviously Mat. Why else would Mat give up an Eye to "save" her?

 

Demandred is Asmodean. Ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Right! He faked his own death, and laughed at the Dark One who got fooled by it!

Now you're just being silly. Moiraine isn't Mat, she's Tuon. The letter is actually a ruse to get him out the way while she gets as surprise party ready. I thought everyone knew that? As for Asmo, Demandred is only Asmo some of the time. The rest of the time Mesaana is Asmo.

You're right about Demandred and Messana, of course.  But Tuon?  Come on.  She's Thom.  Their NAMES start with the same letter.  How obvious can it be?  So, the Moiraine/Mat Tuon/Thom quadrangle is nearly complete.  Which will blow the Dark One's mind.  Which is why Mat is necessary for the Last Battle ... while Shai'tan is busy scratching his "head" over how that works, Rand will put a barrel behind him and Bela will push him over.  I mean Perrin.

I mean Perrin.

 

Argh! I was following your logic until that point.

 

Inconceivable!

Perrin is obviously Shai'tan.  Bela pushes herself over the barrel, because evil is inherently self-desctructive.  Because Bela is Perrin is Shai'tan.  Why else would Faile have married him?  She likes it rough, and he's hung like ...

 

... maybe I should stop ...

But it was just getting interesting!

 

Okay, so if Bela is Perrin is Shai'tan.... Then who's Moridin? Is he Kari al'Thor?

But it was just getting interesting!

 

Okay, so if Bela is Perrin is Shai'tan.... Then who's Moridin? Is he Kari al'Thor?

 

off course, it's only logical. Ishmael is a shapeshifter who can shift from Kari to Ba'alzamon /Moridin and when he showed Rand the image of Kari getting tortured by myrdraal it was just an old S/M porn he/she made a few years back

 

Remember how my head exploded before?

 

Well...it just imploded.

I am giving this thread a thumbs up. You guys are funny.. Im not even gonna try say anithing at all, cause I would be unfunny.. And I like to be funny...

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I CAN SEE THIS FORUM NEEDED A THREAD LIKE THIS. I MADE THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT WAS SO BORING AROUND HERE, BUT THEN COMES ALONG MY CRAZY THEORY THAT... EHH, WHAT WAS IT AGAIN...?

off course, it's only logical. Ishmael is a shapeshifter who can shift from Kari to Ba'alzamon /Moridin

 

Your almost right, it only happens on Tuesdays and Hawaiian Fridays, which are every third Friday of the month. But the Randland calender is different from ours so that means Elayne is obviously a dude. Not The Dude, just a dude.

I CAN SEE THIS FORUM NEEDED A THREAD LIKE THIS. I MADE THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT WAS SO BORING AROUND HERE, BUT THEN COMES ALONG MY CRAZY THEORY THAT... EHH, WHAT WAS IT AGAIN...?

 

What with the capital letters? Are you trying to imply that you are actually the dark one?

 

This thread is hilarious  ;D

 

I really hope you guys are correct about all this "theories" of yours.

And then I hope Rand wakes up, and all the books has just been a very very long and disturbing dream...

builder, just as a sidenote: capitals are very difficult to read on the layout of this forum.

 

EDIT: oh yeah, something else: crazy threads etc.: on the forum Fiddlesticks.

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