There was a chosen called Elgee

with spikey she went on a spree

The civies she found

all hit the ground

When she chopped them up with glee

LMAO! *stands and claps*  ;D

you forgot my chimp :D *muggles jumps on elgee and chomps down hard*

:o Rodders, you really didn't want to do that....

 

 

Which one's the chimp, and which one's Rodelle  ???

 

*mutters about too much monkey business going on here*

 

*tosses both a banana*

 

;D

I wish I had a monkey

want to share mine, demi?

Well there's Radders and his monkey, so thats one each... :D

eccept my monkey eats trollocs and people!

*Bonds the monkey*

 

oh wait ... I've done that already  ::)

HES BONDED TO ME ALLREADY!!!! :D (sorry bout caps forgot to turn em off)

Bonding monkeys: the best thing since sliced bread

Except Sliced Monkeys...

or sliced monkey bread?

Sliced monkeys o_o

 

poor things

ehh she talking about choclate monkeys!

I should hope so

or is it monkey shaped bread?

With butter

I wouldn't mind some sliced monkey fried with a nice marinade

or cheese

Only limberger

*gets eaten by a very angry muggles*

OOO AHH AHHHH AAA! *muggles jumps up and down chittering madly with murder in his eyes*